the incredibles.

has something ever happened to you that made it seem like it didn't really happen to you because it's just so incredicble?

yeah. that something has happened to me. except it was not incredible in a good way.

i have never thrown up so much in my life as much as i did yesterday. it was absolutely so disgusting that it really doesn't seem real.

do not, i repeat, do NOT eat carrot cake. i will probably never eat carrot cake for the rest of my life.

the only amazing thing about food poisoning that i love is that once it's out of you, you're done being sick.